it's just a bunch of shannenigans.

being a nerd is kewl.
(that's right, i used kewl instead of cool). well, this blog is totally random and i guess it's a good expression of who i am - i'm totally random and weird C:

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

(Source: thesmuttypirate, via heart)

— 3 weeks ago with 237956 notes

blue-eyed-hanji:

mikasa-ackerman:

menstruacion:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

babydontreply:

sizvideos:

Video

😭😭😭

oh my god

NNNONONONONONONONONONN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THIS SHIT

WATCH THE ACTUAL VIDEO it’ll make you feel 10000x better

IT S TILL NMADE ME CRY

(via heart)

— 3 weeks ago with 382212 notes
suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

(Source: neogohann, via hotboyproblems)

— 3 weeks ago with 260535 notes

disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(via heart)

— 3 weeks ago with 189965 notes

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk, via heart)

— 3 weeks ago with 329837 notes

lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

(via hotboyproblems)

— 3 weeks ago with 286556 notes

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

— 3 weeks ago with 877485 notes

hentai1080p:

when the back of my neck gets tickled
image

(Source: ensyme, via heart)

— 3 weeks ago with 285320 notes

poetwithoutadream:

i love this fucking quote so fucking much

(Source: jonwithabullet, via greetings)

— 3 weeks ago with 603999 notes

apokelypse:

my life is basically when you find toaster strudels in the freezer then realize you have no toaster

(via hotboyproblems)

— 3 weeks ago with 16924 notes